It's been a while since something like this happened to why the heck not? Alright, here we go...
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of a new life as a clone.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Well that's kind-of...sad and odd...but somewhat less humor? Well whatever. It was fun doing this.
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Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12____, -Your name-1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is overRed - Our affair is overWhite - I'll join the monasteryBlack - I dislike youGreen - Our horoscope doesn't matchGrey - You're a pervertYellow - I'm selling myselfPink - Your nostrils are insultingBrown - The mafia wants youNo shirt - You're a loserOther - I'm in love with your sister2. Which is your birth month?
January - That nightFebruary - Last yearMarch - When your dwarf bit meApril - When I tripped on sesame seedsMay - First of MayJune - When you put cuffs on meJuly - When I threw upAugust - When I saw the shrunken headSeptember - When we skinny dippedOctober - When I quoted SantaNovember - When your dog ran amokDecember - When I changed tennis shoes3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartmentPizza - In your camping carPasta - Outside of ChicagoHamburgers - Under the busSalad - As you ate enchiladaChicken - In your closetKabob - With Paris HiltonFish - In women's clothingSandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduationLasagna - At the mental hospitalHot dog - Under a state of tranceNone of the above - With George Bush and his wife4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit onRed - InsultBlack - IgnoreBlue - Knock outPurple - Pour syrup onWhite - Carve your initials intoGrey - Pull the clothes offBrown - Put leeches onOrange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee offBarefoot - Sit onOther - Drive out5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friendWhite - My fatherGrey - Bill ClintonBrown - My fart balloonPurple - My mustard souffléRed - Donald DuckBlue - My avocado plantYellow - My penpal in GhanaOrange - My Kid Rock-collectionPink - Manchester United's goalkeeperNone - My John F. Kennedy-statueOther - The crazy monk6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - ManO.C. - EmotionalOne Tree Hill - OpenHeroes - FrostbittenLost - HighHouse - ScarredSimpsons - CowardlyThe news - MongolicIdol - MasochisticFamily Guy - SenileTop Model - Middle-classNone of the above - Ashamed7. Your mood right now?Happy - How awful I've feltSad - How boring you areBored - That Santa doesn't existAngry - That your pimples are at the last stageDepressed - That we're cousinsExcited - That there is no solution to thisNervous - The middle-eastWorried - That your Honda sucksApathetic - That I did a sex-changeAshamed - That I'm allergic to your hamsterCuddly - That I get turned on by garbage menOverjoyous - That I'm openOther - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ringYellow - Your love lettersRed - Your Darth Vader-posterBlack - Your tame stoneBlue - The couch cushionsGreen - The pictures from LAOrange - Your false teethBrown - Your contact bookGrey - Our matching snoopy-bibsPurple - Your old lottery couponsPink - The cut toenailsOther - Your memories from the military service9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photoC/D - The oil stocksE/F - Your neighbour MartinG/H - My virginityI/J - The results of your blood-sampleK/L - Your left earM/N - Your suicide noteO/P - My common senseQ/R - Your momS/T - Your collection of butterfliesU/V - Your criminal recordW/X - David's tricot outfitsY/Z - Your grades from college10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will rememberC/D - Never will forgetE/F - Always wanted to breakG/H - Never openly mockedI/J - Always have felt dirty beforeK/L - Will tell the authorities aboutM/N - Told in my confession today aboutO/P - Was interviewed by the Times aboutQ/R - Told my psychiatrist aboutS/T - Get sick when I think ofU/V - Always will try to forgetW/X - Am better off withoutY/Z - Never liked11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendshipBeer - SenilitySoft drink - A new life as a cloneSoda - The incarnation as an eskimoMilk - The apartment buildingWine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for miceJuice - Oprah Winfrey imitationsMineral water - Embarrassing rashHot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishismWhisky - To ruin the second world warOther - To hate the Boston Celtics12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regardsUSA - Best regardsEngland - Good luck on your short-term leave from jailSpain - Go and drown yourselfChina - Disgusting regards
Germany - With easeJapan - Go burnGreece - Your everlasting enemyAustralia - Greetings to your frog LeonardEgypt - Fuck off nowFrance - In painOther - Greetings to your freaky family